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Elves on the Loose!

ElfContest_12-13-13_MAINBREAKING NEWS: A rascally pack of elves have snuck onto discountdance.com and now they’re hiding everywhere!

Reports are coming in from across the nation that these elves are hiding with products all over the website. They are allegedly sneaking into images to get a closer look at items to put on their wishlist for next year.

Multiple eye witnesses report seeing the elves each featuring a single letter. Inside sources say these letters spell out a special message when unscrambled.

According to a key witness, who wished to remain unidentified, “Some of the elves were holding special offers for discounts! I saw it clear as day even with just my one good eye.”

Discount Dance Supply has released this statement:

“We are aware that a band of 12 elves have infiltrated our website. We are doing all we can to round them up but we need the help of the public. There are $15 rewards being offered daily for the initial sitings of these adorable, but mischievous, creatures. Help us crack their code and unscramble their message and you could be eligible for a $200 reward.”

Authorities are urging the public to follow the case on Facebook and get in on the action be part of the contest- er, I mean solve the case!

 

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